Greetings, my beans! The name’s Penny Wood!

I’m a Christian, writer, blogger, film fan, book dragon, amateur artist, theme park enthusiast, and all around crusty bean. When I was 5 years old, my dream job was to be a cashier at MacDonald’s. But when that didn’t work out, I decided to be a writer instead.

I love writing. Stories swirl around in my head all day long and I dream about them at night. My love for storytelling has bled over to my interest in character design, film, and novels. I’ve studied storytelling and that’s affected the way I consume media.
That’s why I now blog about the stories I love (and even the ones I don’t) and explain why I think they work or don’t work. Talking about character arcs and growth. Worldbuilding and plotting. Prose and dialogue.
Storytelling is a huge passion of mine, I suspect if you’re here it’s probably yours too. So stick around and tell me YOUR thoughts on storytelling and your favorite stories!
Some of my favorite things:
- Star Wars
- Pizza
- Keeper Of The Lost Cities by Shannon Messenger
- Jane Austen
- Drawing
- Memes
- Mr. Darcy
- My Beans (my followers, YOU)
So drop down below and say hi or shoot me a message via my contact page. I’m always ready to meet a new bean! Keep writing, y’all!
(NOTE: My book/film/TV reviews do NOT include negative content warnings. I do not mention/review content in my blog posts and reviews. If you are curious about a certain book or movie or TV show, you can message me privately and I’ll be happy to tell you about it to the best of my ability.)
HI! Just found your blog! I was also homeschooled, though now I’m in college! Like your writing too! π
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Hey, Myriam! Thanks for following my blog! It’s always great to meet another homeschooler!!! πππβ€ And thank you!!!!
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NP! IKR? β€
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Hello Penny. I found a picture of you! Hi. π You’re pretty. π *hugs*
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Hey Libby! Aw, thanks! That means so much to me!! π
*hugs you back*
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I like the updated page. It’s hilarious. MY FRITOS AND NUTELLA! *runs away*
Even though I follow you everywhere soo… I’m allowed to keep my fritos and nutella?
Also, I HAVE TO KNOW YOUR MIDDLE NAME NOW! *pouts*
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I am loving your blog! Thank you so much for the follow, Penny! β€
-Faye
https://createinmeblogger.wordpress.com/
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Thanks, Faye! Of course! β€
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People look at me funny and tell me that I canβt laugh out loud while I read books, but that way people canβt tell Iβm reading…ish. I have a reading problem.
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πππ Well, I DEFINITELY think it’s a good thing if you’re laughing out loud while you’re reading. Cuz that means it is one awesome book!!!
And I have the worst problem reading. Once I almost started crying in a dentist office cuz I was reading Wonder ππβ€πππ
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That is what I’ll tell them next time! Apparently I should chuckle softly or smile gently, but then people don’t ask, and then I can’t recommend it!
Wonder is a sad but amazing book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Summer was my favorite character.
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You should! π
Ha ha, definitely!!! XD
Wonder is so amazing ππππ There were so many incredible characters, (and I loves Summer), but my faves were Via and Justin XD
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The zydeco…and the planet. He should write a song about it
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*gasps* yessssssssss!!!!
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It would be beautiful!!!!!!
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No. Faye, Penny’s books are better than Wonder. BETTER!!!!
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HI! I love your blog!!!
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HEY THERE!!!! ππβ€β€ Why thank you!!! I love yours!!! ππ
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Thanks!!!
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ALSO, after reading that I am dying to know your middle name!!!!!!!
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Mwhahahaha, maybe one day I shall reveal it…..
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Hey, I found this blog through βA. Kaylees Kind Of Writesβ I already really like it!!
*gasps* you draw comic strips?!?! I love comics!! I draw them too!
Anyway, canβt wait to look around and see more on here! π
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Thanks for visiting the blog, Caleb!!! π
I did! I drew for a while at one time, but overtime I started doing more writing than drawing. I was never good at it, but I loved drawing still!
And thank you very much! π
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PENNY IDK WHY I HAVENβT FOLLOWED YOU YET!!! I totally thought I had!! *facepalms* bloggers are a tad absent-minded, yes? XD β€ but now I am!
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It’s totally fine!!! πππ Don’t worry I am the MOST absent minded blogger EVER, so you are in good company!!! π And thank you very much for your follow!! β€β€β€
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Super cool blog! Yeah I got Luke on a star wars quiz too! I know how you feel about your psycho dog, mine is insane. XD π
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Thanks!! And yesss, Luke Skywalker twins! *high fives* and ha ha yeah, crazy dogs are awesome XD
Thanks for the follow, dude!
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No problem! Totally, but Luke Skywalker’s twin is Leia! XD Yeah they’re pretty great! No problem. π
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Your blog is wonderful! Steal my FRITOS!!! *clicks follow button* Hides fritos*
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Thank you, dear bean!!! So is yours!!! β€β€
AND OKAY I WILL. *sees that you followed me* Ah well. You’re safe…….for today.
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Thanks! Phew! That was close! *takes fritos out of hiding place* XD Thanks for following me!!!
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Oh my goodness, whyyy did I not discover your blog sooner?? I love your posts; they are hilarious with all the perfect gifs and *gasps* YOU LOVE STAR WARS. I’m fairly new to the fandom and I’m just now watching the prequels, but… I love all the original episodes (I refuse to watch any of the new ones).
I am Luke Skywalker as well, and I’m totally following you. π
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AHHHH THANK YOU KENDRA!!!! I adore your blog as well!!!
YOU ARE SO SWEET. THANK YOU!!! β€β€β€
STAR. WARS. I love it to no end.
AND PREQUELS!! AGAKAJHAYAV!!! Prequels are life. I love everyone in the prequels. (Except Jar Jar Binks. Wasn’t crazy about that dude.) Padme also rocks.
Well, I wouldn’t be too sure about that! The Force Awakens is a work of art.
And YES. LUKE. I love Luke. He is a bean child cinnamon roll who must be protected at all costs.
And aww! Thank you!!! Followed you as well!!!! ππβ€β€
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Aww thank YOU! Yes, Padme and Obi-Wan are my favs. π I might end up watching Rogue One, who knows. π Thank you so much!!! π
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Greetings, my fellow human bean. You seem super fun!!
Also, if you’re not going to college, do you have any career options in mind? Because usually it’s easier to make a living with a degree, but of course some awesome people have done awesome things without a degree so (trails away because she doesn’t have a finish for this sentence)
SO.
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Hey there, bean! Thank ya!!!
Well, I’m planning to be a writer! Seeing as that doesn’t REQUIRE me to have a degree, I see no point in getting one if I don’t need it! I’d love to be a mom and a wife too, but first I’d have to find a guy. And there have been none yet XD
SO.
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Ooh funnn! I’d love to see all your amazing novels in the future- I can just bet that you will be awesome π. Your blog is so fun and I really wish I found it earlier!! We should def fangirl together, lol, and I followed your blog for lots of fun stuff!
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Thank you so much!!! That means a lot!
And thank you!!! You are too sweet!!! Next time you see me mention your fandom in my blog post, SCREAM so we can fangirl together!!!!!
Tysm!!! πππ
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Yay! I pledge to scream as loud as I can. *nods*
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Yessssssss perfect then!!!!!
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*barges into the party even though sheβs really late* Hellooo! Penny, your posts are hilarious and Iaugh SO hard because of your awesome writing, memes, and GIFs. (Also, thanks for following me! π *Warning* fangirling from me may possible appear in some of your posts, thank you for understanding
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Sorry it took me forever to get back to ya, Amelie!!! AH THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS SWEET COMMENT. You are too kind. And I will always be happy for fangirling.
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No problem at all, Penny!! You’re welcome π
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Hey Penny! I love your blog. I just love it so much. You’re so fun to read. I loved your Toy Story 4 review, too. I totally agree with your ideas about the ending. The ending was kinda dissatisfying, to be honest. But YES. DUCKY AND BUNNY. Can I just start fangirling over THE PLUSHRUSH?? Oh my gosh I was dying for like ten minutes on the floor. That was the best. Anyways, loved reading your blog – Jesus girls ROCK! Woot woot *fistbump*!! Love reading your stuff and meeting another kindred spirit obsessed with writing and story telling and fangirling. So glad to be reading your blog!
Cheers!
Emily π
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Hey Emily! Thank you so much! And thanks again! I had a great time making the movie review. Yeah, I wasn’t crazy about the ending but I just can’t EVEN with Ducky and Bunny!!!! I just could not stop laughing at them!!!
Anywho, thank you so much!!! Jesus girls for the win! Can’t wait to read more from your blog too!
Fangirls unite!
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You are a Star Wars fan who likes to write…could we be more alike? Lol…
Thanks for the follow on my blog! I got Kylo on the Which Star Wars Character Are You. This comment is literally going no where…
I like your blog. Yay, this comment is now done.
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YES I HAVE FOUND A KINDRED SPIRIT
You’re welcome! Thanks for following mine! Also, awesome! Kylo is a great villain.
Thanks. I like your blog too!
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Your dog is SO CUTE.
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Thank you so much!!! β€οΈ I’d have to agree!
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Hey Penny! Just found your blog, but Star Wars + writing + doggos = just yes! Iβm excited to start reading your posts and seeing you around the blogosphere!!
Danielle @ Snapper
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Hey, Danielle! AHHH THAT IS WONDERFUL!!!!! Those are literally all my favorite things. π
Thank you so much! I really love your blog as well!!! β€οΈβ€οΈ
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WAIT. *states at link-thing* did you… *checks blog headed title*
*blinks*
*narrows eyes suspiciously*
Penny, do my eyes deceive me or did you change your blog’s name?
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OY. You weren’t supposed to notice that until I made the Official Announcementβ’ today. XD XD
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Oops? π
(Can’t pull a sneaky past moiπ)
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*sighs dramatically*
I guess not.
XD XD
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Hi! This blog is amazing! Love the name so much haha! Jane Austen Romance and epic sci-fi fights, what more do you need? Except maybe some magic wardrobes, evil rings, and whimsical fairy tales, lol Iβm a walking contradiction haha!
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Hi Penny, I thought I would let you know that I posted a comment. I donβt know if you saw it.
But, I just thought I would tell you (since I know you get a lot of comments and it is easy to lose one in the midst of the many)
-Quinley
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Hey, Quinley!
I am SO SORRY about missing your comment!!!! πππ
I would love if you could send me the link to your blog that you use as of right now! β€οΈβ€οΈ
Sorry again about the comment!!!
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Hi Penny,
no worries. π
And here are the links to my two blogs:
https://adventure1359.blogspot.com/, https://qs-creative-corner.blogspot.com/
-Quinley
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Thank you so much! Can’t wait to check them out!! β€οΈ
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This is so hilariously epic! π Also your dog is adorable. β€οΈ
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You are awesome, I loooooooove this blog! So fun π
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Youβre blog is just awesome, Thank you so much for this I looooooooooooove love love reading it π gives me lots of laughs
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